Dear Government, Bail Me Out!

Dear Government,

I have had a tough past couple years. I didnt do a good job planning my personal finances... things didn’t turn out the way I was hoping.

Can I get bailed out?

I have debt! I have a falling credit rating! I have bills to pay soon or else things will get really bad...

George Bush, can you bail me out?

Henry Paulson, can I be bailled out?

Governor, can I receive a bail out?

I’ll promise not to waste money in the future.

And I only need a few thousand dollars to get me through the next few months, then I have a feeling things will start looking up.

So, can you get my back this month, ok?

I’ll pay you back when things turn around.

Promise.




Thanks,


The American People